Ricki-Lee, Tim & Joel

NASA might have found signs of ancient life on Mars thanks to rocks with organic carbon, Robert De Niro kept it low-key with a honey and camomile on arrival for the new Nobu skyscraper, Sir Ian McKellan hilariously roasted James Corden in a drag panto mash-up, Joe Exotic is selling private calls to fund his Netflix grievances, DWTS apparently locked in their winner before the season even started, Cardi B turned her baby’s umbilical cord into a gold statement necklace, New York restaurants are serving tiny Ozempic-friendly meals, and Brooklyn Beckham’s early photography career stumbled spectacularly on a delayed celebrity shoot

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Robert De Niro kept it classy with a honey and camomile on arrival in Manchester for the new Nobu skyscraper, Sir Ian McKellan went off-script roasting James Corden in a cheeky drag panto mash-up of Wicked and Wizard of Oz, Joe Exotic is offering private phone calls for Christmas while complaining Netflix ripped him off, and Deuxmoi has the inside scoop that the DWTS winner was already decided before the season even started.

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NASA reckons there might be ancient life on Mars and suddenly the team are pitching Earth to aliens like they’re spruiking a dodgy rental on Gumtree. Joel genuinely campaigns to become queen of the galaxy and, to be honest, the aliens would probably say yes.

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Blackers spills the tea on his ARIAs hosting chaos before the gang dives into a spicy round of Glossys that somehow links Ronaldo, the Beckhams and Ariana in one breath. We get into the madness of a Klimt portrait going for a casual $34.5 million, the surprising global rise of Guinness and Tarantino dropping his top five actors like it’s gospel. Then Chrissie Swan swings in for a feisty Quick Draw that absolutely lights up the room.

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Chrissie Swan dropped by for Quick Draw chaos, whipped up some of her Shortcut Queen recipes including mini quiches and nostalgic snacks, and had Joel scrambling through ridiculous pantry and sky-themed challenges while showing off her kitchen antics, cooking stories, and sharp humour all in one whirlwind afternoon.

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