Ricki‑Lee & Tim

Ricki and Tim tackled spiralled into the shocking discovery that a 33-year-old listener had never been to a concert in his life. Then we unpacked the story of a man trapped in a restaurant toilet with no toilet paper who started leaving frantic one-star Google reviews begging for help while his fajitas went cold. Ricki also shared the very Tim moment a tiny child on a rollercoaster started screaming and swearing. Plus the best Caller of the Week, the biggest moments from the Week In Review and plenty of absolute chaos before the weekend kicks off.

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Ricki and Tim were genuinely rattled after discovering a 33-year-old listener had somehow made it through life without ever going to a concert, which opened the floodgates for everyone’s weird little “never done” confessions. Tim admitted he’s never lived in a share house because he refuses to share fridge shelves or cookware with strangers, while Ricki revealed she’s terrified of making small talk in lifts and treats Tim like her personal security guard. There were also people who’d never seen Star Wars, never travelled overseas, never mowed a lawn and somehow never eaten El Janna. Plus Tim watched Robert Smith making a toasted sandwich at the airport lounge and apparently it was the least rockstar thing he’s ever witnessed.

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Ricki and Tim went deep into people getting trapped in the worst possible places after a guy in the US got stranded in a restaurant bathroom with no toilet paper and started leaving one-star Google reviews begging for rescue. That somehow led to stories about being stuck in cruise ship elevators, locked in the boot of a car as a kid and stranded in a giant muddy pond for six hours during a failed four-wheel-driving adventure. Tim also admitted he got trapped in a service lift at the fish markets while trying to skip the toilet queue like a VIP. Plus Ricki revealed the terrifying moment she went driving on Fraser Island while being silently judged by dingoes from the sidelines.

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NSW Premier Chris Minns joined Ricki and Tim fresh off the Blues’ huge Origin comeback and somehow ended up chatting drone disasters, abandoned Lime bikes and personalised number plates. Then the team unpacked the story of a pilot who missed the birth of his daughter and found out while sitting in the cockpit, which led to a very confident discussion about the fact that half of all men apparently think they could land a plane themselves. Spoiler: Tim absolutely believes he could. Plus Channel 9 reporter Taylor Haynes dropped by after her viral crab attack and revealed she’s now on steroids because the crab did THAT much damage to her finger. Oh, and after discovering there’s a sports star with the exact same name as Tim, the phones exploded with listeners who share names with celebrities.

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Taylor Haynes dropped by for Quick Draw and gave Ricki and Tim a genuinely cooked update on the crab attack that’s still haunting her weeks later. Turns out the crab did so much nerve damage she’s now on steroids to avoid surgery, which naturally led to Tim accusing her of getting “jacked” from seafood. Taylor also revealed the crab cost $2,500, had tiny zip-tie handcuffs on and absolutely refused to let go while she tried to keep smiling live on TV. Then Quick Draw kicked off and somehow included the category “name a seafood dish starting with C,” which felt deeply personal.

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