Ricki‑Lee & Tim

A bride demanding guests don't wear blue to her wedding, including banning a sapphire ring, gets Ricki reflecting on her own very specific wedding dress code. She and Rich got married at a chateau in Paris with 25 guests, told nobody anything until the last minute, and enforced a strict colour palette: girls in white, cream, beige or bone, guys in tan and beige or a black suit. Ricki's dad wasn't allowed to wear his kilt. Rich's dad ignored the whole thing and showed up in navy anyway, which is very on brand. Nobody was allowed to post that they were even in Europe. An absolutely iconic wedding and we are not surprised by a single detail.

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A study has revealed the top five most dangerous songs to drive to based on tempo, beats per minute, danceability and loudness. Shawn Mendes comes in at number five, Imagine Dragons at number two, and Eminem's Lose Yourself takes the top spot. Also: a school bus driver called in to tell us he has never been thanked so much in his life because every kid has to say thank you when they get off, which is the most wholesome thing we have heard all week. The worst part of the job is the pay. We relate.

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A brawl broke out at a Bankstown salon apparently sparked by an influencer who is very passionate about her postcode. Nine billion voice notes are sent daily and Tim refuses to be part of the problem. Ricki set the record straight on the tabloid divorce story: she and Rich were walking to lunch for champagne and caviar, she was explaining her back pain with hand gestures, and a paparazzo 50 metres away in traffic turned it into a front page split. Her mum called. Her mother-in-law was devastated. They are fine. A woman fired from her job destroyed $4.1 million worth of wine on her way out, which opened up the best job revenge stories from listeners. Italy has made sick pets a valid reason for taking sick leave, which Australia needs to get on immediately. And Dr Chris Brown came in to play Sing!

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Woman's Day and New Idea ran a story claiming Ricki and her husband Rich are getting divorced based on photos of them standing at traffic lights. What was actually happening: Ricki was explaining her back pain very animatedly while Rich held a convenience store umbrella over his head, and they were on their way to celebrate with champagne and caviar. Ricki's mum, sister and mother-in-law all reached out in a panic. Even someone at Channel 7 pulled her aside to check in. The photos were taken from 50 metres away by a paparazzo sitting in traffic. Nobody was arguing. Nobody is divorcing. The umbrella was embarrassing though and she stands by telling him to put it down.

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Nine billion voice notes are sent worldwide every day and two in three people are now using them. Tim is not one of them. Unless he wants to do an impression, in which case Ricki has several on her phone that must never see the light of day or she will be immediately unemployed. A listener perfectly summed up the rule: if we started this conversation over text, do not switch to a voice note halfway through. Nobody knows what to do with that.

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