Ricki‑Lee & Tim

Taylor Haynes dropped by for Quick Draw and gave Ricki and Tim a genuinely cooked update on the crab attack that’s still haunting her weeks later. Turns out the crab did so much nerve damage she’s now on steroids to avoid surgery, which naturally led to Tim accusing her of getting “jacked” from seafood. Taylor also revealed the crab cost $2,500, had tiny zip-tie handcuffs on and absolutely refused to let go while she tried to keep smiling live on TV. Then Quick Draw kicked off and somehow included the category “name a seafood dish starting with C,” which felt deeply personal.

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Fresh off the Blues’ insane comeback win, NSW Premier Chris Minns joined Ricki and Tim to relive the chaos of Origin night, including Ricki smugly going to bed at halftime thinking Queensland had it locked up. Chris admitted even he thought things were looking grim before NSW pulled off one of the biggest comebacks in Origin history. They also got into the Vivid drone disaster, with Chris revealing his mates have been relentlessly blaming him for the drones falling out of the sky into Darling Harbour. Plus e-bikes, abandoned Lime bikes everywhere and Tim pitching the Premier on personalised number plates… specifically “LIME 69.”

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Dazza from Wetherill Park called in needing help proposing to his girlfriend, so naturally Ricki and Tim got fully invested in the romance and chaos of it all. They also went searching for Nova’s oldest listener, which turned surprisingly competitive once the over-60s started flooding the phones. Bruce Isaacs dropped by with this week’s movie and streaming picks, while Tim unpacked the genuinely brutal moment a famous cricketer once told him to “F off” as a kid trying to collect autographs. Plus ChatGPT can apparently judge facial symmetry now, and after putting Tim’s face through the AI machine, things got very savage very quickly.

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After hearing Russell Crowe aggressively managing fans in Paris, Ricki and Tim started chatting about celebrity autographs and the famous people they’ve met over the years. Tim revealed a childhood cricket hero once swore at him while he was innocently collecting signatures at the SCG, which honestly still sounds traumatic. Meanwhile Ricki admitted she used to lurk outside Broncos games like a tiny celebrity stalker and even has fans with her signature tattooed on their bodies. Plus there were stories involving John Farnham signing cassettes at nightclubs, Mark Wahlberg autograph ambushes and Tim getting paid cash in yellow envelopes for fake DJing at Crown.

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Ricki and Tim went on a mission to find their oldest listener after discovering Aussies are apparently living forever, and things escalated VERY quickly. What started with a confident 56-year-old turned into a full-on age battle featuring country music lovers, social housing queens and Cheryl proudly yelling “69!” like she’d just won the Olympics. Tim also got way too philosophical about being halfway through life already, which really killed the vibe for a second there. But just when everyone thought Cheryl had it locked up… 71-year-old Debra swooped in right at the death.

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