Ricki‑Lee & Tim

A story about a teenage lottery winner refusing to share his prize money with his parents opened the floodgates, including one caller who confessed he blew an entire $250,000 jackpot at the casino in a single night. Ricki and Tim also heard some of the wildest Bali stories imaginable, including a listener whose romantic villa getaway was interrupted by a rogue bat flying into the room during a very private moment. Plus science apparently has opinions on everything now, from when you should drink coffee to when you should shower and nap, leading to a heated debate over Ricki's beloved "nappuccino." And if you thought baby names couldn't get any stranger, wait until you meet the child whose actual name is Tarzan.

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Ricki and Tim went head-to-head over the "correct" time to do everyday things after science apparently decided there are rules for coffee, showers, naps and even doctor's appointments. Ricki fought hard for morning mimosas and night showers, while Tim revealed his cat is such a little weirdo it joins him in the shower every morning. The real controversy arrived when Ricki introduced the concept of a "nappuccino", having a coffee before a quick nap so the caffeine kicks in when you wake up. Tim was so horrified by the word itself he immediately tried to ban it from the show.

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Ricki and Tim swapped Bali horror stories before discovering the island's newest trend is a 5:30am silent disco run, which sounds very different to the Bali most Aussies remember. That sparked stories from listeners, including Bron, who somehow beat a group of German tourists in a beer-sculling competition and spent the rest of her holiday being pointed at like a local celebrity. But the standout came from Jake, whose romantic villa getaway took a wild turn when a bat flew into the room, bounced off a ceiling fan and landed in his girlfriend's luggage. Twenty minutes later, a monkey turned up to finish the job, delivering what might be the most Bali story ever told.

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Ricki and Tim tackled spiralled into the shocking discovery that a 33-year-old listener had never been to a concert in his life. Then we unpacked the story of a man trapped in a restaurant toilet with no toilet paper who started leaving frantic one-star Google reviews begging for help while his fajitas went cold. Ricki also shared the very Tim moment a tiny child on a rollercoaster started screaming and swearing. Plus the best Caller of the Week, the biggest moments from the Week In Review and plenty of absolute chaos before the weekend kicks off.

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Ricki and Tim were genuinely rattled after discovering a 33-year-old listener had somehow made it through life without ever going to a concert, which opened the floodgates for everyone’s weird little “never done” confessions. Tim admitted he’s never lived in a share house because he refuses to share fridge shelves or cookware with strangers, while Ricki revealed she’s terrified of making small talk in lifts and treats Tim like her personal security guard. There were also people who’d never seen Star Wars, never travelled overseas, never mowed a lawn and somehow never eaten El Janna. Plus Tim watched Robert Smith making a toasted sandwich at the airport lounge and apparently it was the least rockstar thing he’s ever witnessed.

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